Dud3s: Last 35 Posts

Is Having Sex with a Robot Hooker Cheating?

wyattdugan — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:56:45

If it was a robot babysitter or robot maid I think it would be more along the lines of cheating. Hookers are o.k. as long as your robot wife doesn't find out.

So bad it's good. (Worst pickup lines)

Gnorb — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:51:28

"Did your parents ever tell you anything along the lines of 'Do Not Run With Scissors'?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Hi, I'm Not-Run-With Scissors."

After a look that says WTF?, "Uhm... wow. That's really... really bad."

"Yeah, I know. But my parents were hippies."

Alright, so now it's your turn. Come up with a pickup line so bad it might actually cause her (or him) to laugh, either at you or with you.

Out-of-gym workout

eXctrik — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:23:08

In NZ, we have something called www.activesmart.co.nz. It might be what you are looking for.

Fantasy Football '08

peroty — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:27:44

We've only got 5 people. Come on! Who is up for some Fooootball?

Fantasy Football '08

peroty — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:55:27

Soccer Hooligans are ready to run wild on you!

Out-of-gym workout

peroty — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:22:43

I am getting myself to the gym 2/3 times a week regularly for the first time in my life with the newfound motivation.

I am doing weights and cardio in the gym, about 30 mins of cardio and 30 mins broken into arms/legs.

I am looking for some sort of plan or training schedule I can follow for days I am not in the gym to get into better shape. It's partially about losing weight and partially about just being healthier.

What do you all do? Can you point me in the direction of any plans or schedules. I will do better if I have a plan I can write down / login to and follow. It will keep me accountable to myself and my girlfriend who is I am doing the same thing for.

Can be online or offline.

Unrelatedly, I love my iPod Touch for keeping notes on workouts. :)

Fantasy Football '08

jensized — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:20:24

Your Mom is ready to bring the pain.

Fantasy Football '08

joshawesome — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:23:51

Ok, that doesn't work apparently, so just leave your e-mail or message me with it and I'll send you an invite.

Fantasy Football '08

joshawesome — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:29:52

I'm making a league. Who wants in? http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/urawesomes League ID# 560868 and password is awesome

Hats

RightOn — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:32:30

Mine is nowhere near the awesome category, but people know I'm coming when they see "the hat"

Hats

Ozone42 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:18:03

This topic should primarily be about how incredibly awesome my new hat is. I would, however, love to see some other awesome hats. Perhaps some hat stories if anyone has them.

The Olympic Sports You Will Watch

liza — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:25:27

These Olympics are addictive. We were on vacation last week and watched the Olympics almost every night.

The Olympic Sports You Will Watch

peroty — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:14:43

Women's Gymnastics, Soccer highlights, whatever catches my eye online. Yes, I installed Silverlight on my Mac because I want pretty video when I want it.

Fantasy Football '08

joshawesome — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:05:09

peroty: if you do that, i will gladly join. i limit myself to three leagues per season and i'm currently looking for numero tres.

Fantasy Football '08

peroty — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:42:51

You know, we don't all have to wait for the official 9r league, we could start one, or a couple of our own too. ;-)

Fantasy Football '08

joshawesome — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:17:22

jensized: I too am antsy. I was antsy when I first posted the note. Ha. I'm hoping we start soon...

Also, college fantasy football is insane. Really insane.

Fantasy Football '08

jensized — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:10:11

So when do we start? I'm getting antsy.

My cousin's boyfriend is participating in a COLLEGE fantasy league this year. I for one think he's certifiably nuts.

Fantasy Football '08

joshawesome — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:28:34

I've used pretty much every fantasy site known to man and I would say that both ESPN and Yahoo are at the top of my list. Both have pros and cons though and I wouldn't mind using either one. Yahoo's live draft is a bit better though.

Fantasy Football '08

JPhill — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:57:23

I'd definitely suggest using Yahoo. From the ones that I've seen, I've liked Yahoo's the best.

Fantasy Football '08

peroty — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:33:50

Yeah, you can use that great live drafting system that worked so flawlessly last time around! :)

I'm ready for some FF as well. I am playing in one league with some friends (half of them don't know that much about football) so it will be hysterical and possibly a disaster. Either way, it'll be fun. But I'm looking to thrown down with some others as well. I'll keep an eye out for the 9r league. However, since I was in last year I'd happily give up my spot to some fresh blood.

Olympic weightlifter turns elbow -- back to front

fuscom — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:03:31

I felt bad for the dude when I saw the video the first time, but when I caught his legs spasming on a second view is when I felt it in my stomach.

Birthday Blues

dubsar — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:20:23

So I decided a long time ago that if I was going to have birthday blues that I should do it in a room full of naked women

. Sounds like someone is going to Mons for his b-day!

After I hit 30 birthdays became such a non-event for me. I came to the realisation that life goes on, years fly by and stopping too often to try and take stock and evaluate what has passed can get out of control... And bum the living shit out of you. I'd rather take stock in what is yet to come and deal with the future - which just gets to be more fun each year!

Besides, you'd better live it up now - its all gonna end in 2012...

Olympic weightlifter turns elbow -- back to front

Mike — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:56:17

Yeah I saw this when it was posted, and wow, that's horrible. The slow-motion version and still photos are just as horrific.

Olympic weightlifter turns elbow -- back to front

shadowsun7 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:23:40

Oh God that's got to hurt.

Birthday Blues

Tony — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:57:52

What you should be concerned with is one year older does not guarantee one year wiser. :)

Birthday Blues

RightOn — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:17:40

I turn 29 in December... guess I better start planning my funeral ;)

Birthday Blues

Kamigoroshi — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:19:50

Guess it's not complete without a little wisdom from the other side. You can die at any time at any moment. You don't need your birthday to remind you of that. In retrospect, having a little planet that could travel one more circle around the sun doesn't put it into any perspective either.

If you're wondering what you have accomplished through life, let your friends be a testament of that. If you're wondering what else are you going to do through life, let yourself be the hand that writes that.

It's hard to measure a lifetime of goals when all you can see is the immediate point around you. So what matters has always been the now. To work as hard for what you want to achieve today. To play as hard for what you want to fun with today.

Because achievements are just frozen memories in time. If you're going to spend once a year wondering about them, you might as well make them count right?

Birthday Blues

Ozone42 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:45:58

I turned 28 in March. I'm better now than I was then. You will be too.

Birthday Blues

fuscom — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:24:03

101, thank you very much.

And I don't remember what I was doing at 28, but it probably involved some slavedriver micro manager, 20 hour days, a #ccc colored cubicle and full-size bikini clad blonde posters draping the walls and adding some much needed color to said cubicle.

Sure wasn't at home in my jammies and collecting my Google Ad checks from my social network though.

Not even 30...what a waste of worry.

Birthday Blues

fuscom — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:24:03

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dang arthritic hands

Birthday Blues

Scrivs — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:02:01

28, not 100 like all of you.

Birthday Blues

fuscom — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:55:44

Scrivs, didn't you write once on your other blogs something about seeing New Years being just another day instead of some type of milestone to deliver something new? How's your bday any different?

Honestly, I've had blues moments similiar to you. I've come to the conclusion though that when those moments come, it's because I'm attempting to measure myself against some unmet personal standard instead of appreciating those things I have achieved and met. Tomorrow, commit to putting everything else away, and relish only in your moments of accomplishment.

It'll be all good.

Birthday Blues

Ozone42 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:06:16

Nope, face it, it's over. All the good times are past. Things will never be as good as they were, it's all downhill from here. You're getting less intelligent and more ugly every passing day.

Now, if you bought all that then I've got a bridge to sell you, and some swamp land down in south florida... and hail Xenu. Also, I poo gold bricks.

I've always looked at birthdays as an excuse to get some free food, booze, and attention. Nothing wrong with that. Also it marks another year I managed to survive against all odds! Some of my favourite people to hang out with are in their 50s, and I know you're nowhere near that yet. How old are you anyway?

Birthday Blues

Scrivs — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:48:55

I told you that.

...

Birthday Blues

Tyme — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:48:02

On one birthday I completely freaked out. I was told by a wise person that if things could return to normal when that day passed it's just a day, not to be used as a marker of accomplishments or a reminder of failures. That life progresses because people act and try to accomplish their goals.

He's smart...good advice he had.