Bad Joke Friday #13 - Computer games theme
January 11th, 2008
After a too long of an absense the great Bad Joke Friday returns and this time we have a computer games theme for you to get stuck into. I’m sure many of you out there have dabbled at some point so come and get stuck in with some Friday bad humor. The rules are quite simple, make em up and cmake em bad 
As always I am obliged to get you started so here goes:
Q: What was the kleptomaniac called in Halo?
A: Master Thief
Alan White Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: Which game game characters are most likely to make you ill?
A: Worms
Chris Heilmann Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: What was the end of Pacman?
A: When the ghosts realized that ghost can walk through walls!
Alan White Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: Which game character smells really bad?
A: Lu wee gi
Alan White Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: What did Chun Li use to clean her teeth?
A: A spinning style pick
Alan White Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: Which well known game character is prone to hanging out in churches?
A: Pastor Chief
Chris Mills Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: Which pets are the most sexually arousing?
A: Strokemon
Chris Mills Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: What simulator game features Liverpool as the main location in it?
A: “Crim City”, or “Grim City”
Chris Mills Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: Which online game is the most addictive, and most expensive?
A: World of Warcrack (not even a joke)
Alan White Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
A new reality simulator game is coming out shortly about drinking it is called Pimms but isn’t going to be any good.
Alan White Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: Which transexual game characters can been seen fighting Shredders evil foot soldiers?
A: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Skirtles
Alan White Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: Which game character had to take valium cause he was so stressed out?
A: Panic Miner
Chris Heilmann Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove that the frog was just lucky.
Alan White Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: What did that same frog do when he left the games industry?
A: Changed his name and launched http://www.blogger.com.
Alan White Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Anyone heard Abba’s ode to computer games? They recently did a track called Kupa Trooper.
Alan White Author Comment
January 11th, 2008
Q: Which game character used to run real fast and then gave up stardom cuase he got into weed?
A: Hydroponic the hedgehog