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G.: fuckin artfest

J.: what is it

G.: they want their eighty-page festival program by monday

G.: fuckers

J.: fuck them

J.: nobody goes to artfest

G.: haha

G.: not only that but i am completely redesigning it so it’s like — fuuuck

J.: tell them you demand to see ticket sales numbers first

G.: shitbag, it’s like 350,000 people

J.: because i swear you’re gonna be busting your ass for like seven people and a dog

G.: haha

G.: HAHAH!

G.: ‘and a dog’

G.: man

G.: fuck

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