Fenxy

Hope you don't mind where my other hand is going.

... I have always loved you.

Leave the wife, forget this election, Bermuda is calling us.

You have a stray eyelash, let me blow it off for you *pfff*

I may look white, but I'm black from the waist down. How about you?

MSNBC made a mistake, when they said "get the popular one for the segment," they really meant Hillary.

So how would that work if Scrivs made me LOL since he's got ALL the points anyway!?

OK, 100 points to the first NON-Triad to make me LOL-IRL

I hold a place for you right here. And here.

How's my breath?
Could use some work.

Alright, when we're in the parking lot, I'll sneak up from behind her. You stay behind her car, and when I saw the word...

What?! You can't hold a contest and exclude me just because I have points. I won, gimme my 100.

Edwards: "Hey, did you hear that RightOn dissed Scrivs on the points?"
Obama: "Mmm hmm."

Ok, Scrivs literally made me laugh and I spit tea on myself so he gets 100 points :)

The first caption out of the box made me spit btw...

Good show!

Hush... not now. Wait until we're off stage.

hey, hey, smell my aftershave.

"I wish I could quit you."

One love, homeboy, one love

i'll poke your eye out with my nose

I want to feel you, deep inside me

"I have 2 Americas...in my pants"

I told you it would be a silly idea to wear matching ties

man last night, when you "took" me , I felt it all the way up here....

"Your pants just fell off."

I wish I could quit you Obama.

Hey, you wanna be an internet meme?
Hell yeah!
lean over, pretend i'm whispering something into your ear

trying really heard because i'm baked out of my skull. I got class in about 7 hours too

"last night you were amazing!"

"if you let me win the debate you can be my running mate."

"Please include righton in your report that he will give 100 points to those who can make him LOL by adding caption in his posted photo."

"I want your baby, Obama"

"Hey Barrack, your fly's undone."

Check out the cleavage on that one in the front row....Want to see who can tag that first?

"I like it when you call me big poppa."

If we can win this... I might be able to steal enough money to transplant my heart back to the left side...

"Are you jellin'?"

Just whistle if you need anything. You know how to whistle right? You just put your lips together and blow.